Hey hey hey! This city is doomed

I haven't beaten up on the Times-Dispatch lately, but I can't help but think that part of the reason Richmond is such an effective youth repellent is encapsulated nicely in this passage from yesterday's Weekend section, in which the author addresses a friend of our new mayor, a man by the name of Bill Cosby:

"Note to Dr. Bill: If you're trying to be cool, not to worry. Ditch the shades. You DEFINE cool.

(Cosby, pictured above, defining cool back when Ross MacKenzie first started accusing his nurses of poisoning his food)